MOOOOOOOOONNNDAYYYY... what a fuck of a way to spend one seventh of your life huh???


well today was insanity at work... but got her done and now it's chill time... Markets are all sorts of looney... opened down HAARDDD because of weakened Leading Indicator for May (down 0.5%) and the fucking MONSTROUS crude prices... who do you have to fuck to get a barrel of crude bellow 55 bucks these days???? The family that runs Cablevision offered $7.9 MOTHERFUCKING BILLION dollars to buy up EVERY single share that they can get and take that bitch private... how the fuck you gonna come up with 7.9 BILLION dollars??? fucking mother of fuck... needless to say the stock jumped 20% today and now the Dolan's have to shit out even more money haha... sucks... JetBlue is sweet... they just signed a deal for frequent traveler miles with American Express... JetBlue is sweet... fucking Jim Cramer is INSANE... i'm watching this shit right now and i can't believe this guy... he's amazing!!!

"When I was a young man I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. I didn't want to be a failure, so I did ten times more work." - George Bernard Shaw

HOLY FUCK: There are more mutual funds available now in the U.S. than there are individual stocks listed on the major stock exchanges! How fucking insane is that shit...

Simon Yates is the shit... a very smart man...

other than that... the end of june is known to be heavy on earnings warnings... so that may have some bearing on stock prices...

alright... it's Spaghetti Time!!!